- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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