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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night