What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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dyslexic's Untie

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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