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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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