A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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