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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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