- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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