You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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no rasist joks

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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haha

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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