Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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sadf

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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HEY!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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