- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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