Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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