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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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