AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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A lot eh?

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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