- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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