- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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