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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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