Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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