- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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