A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I? Everett

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Tunechi

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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