- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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