- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

if you don't like this you're gay

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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