- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

God is real.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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