Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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The global news

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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