Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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You are joking right?

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Oh, go away

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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