- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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