I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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