Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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