You know whats annoying? Steve

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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