dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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