- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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