Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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bite me

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Yellow People !!

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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