- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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