- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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