Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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