- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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