- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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