- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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