- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Your Mom

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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