Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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God is real.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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