Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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