- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

sky silverstein

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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