- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

why did you poop because you are a poop

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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