- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Once upon a time a was born

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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