An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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