- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

God is real.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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