Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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