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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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