why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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