Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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