- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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