- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A woman walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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