- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Women's rights.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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