- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Pain Olympics.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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