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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the WNBA.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

a man checks his mypsace

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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