What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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