- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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