- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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