- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know what's natural? Bears.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Take part of what?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

This is my favorite antijoke.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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