- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A women left the kitchen.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

antonio has a penis head.lol

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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