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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a duck?

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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