Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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A guy walks into a bar

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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