Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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