Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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I asked her where you were.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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