- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Apple juice.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."