Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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