I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

why does the man appear fat he is

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

richard is fag

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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