- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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