- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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