What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Anyone can post anything.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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