Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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