How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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