Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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I C U P White stuff

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SHUT UP JP

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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