man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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