- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Roses are red Im adopted

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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