Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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