Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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