why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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