Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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