- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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