are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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