How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Dwarf Shortage

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

swag

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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