roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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