- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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