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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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