- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

school homewrok

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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