High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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My jeans

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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