Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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