- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is white and long? A New York winter

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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