Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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