- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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