- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Guess what? I like trains.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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