Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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