cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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okay so theres this guy.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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