- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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