What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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God is real.

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Weaner

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Anti Joke

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