Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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whats black? the colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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