- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

i saw amango it splootered

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

I am a mime

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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