- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Obama

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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