- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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