- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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