- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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