- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Dwarf Shortage

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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