- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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