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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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