Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

no

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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