- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I am a mime

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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