Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

a man makes a bad joke

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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