- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

whats black? the colour

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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