- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat? Jesse Z

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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