What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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