- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

my penis

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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