- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

what do you call a black chef glendon

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Potassium? K.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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