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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

69 What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

69

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

69

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*