Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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woman's rights

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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All of these jokes are about white people

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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