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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Once upon a time, The end.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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