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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

white or wheat? wheat please.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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