- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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