How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Anti Joke

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