- Anti Joke

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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