Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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hi jonny

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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