- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Feminism

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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