Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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