- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Take part of what?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

hi

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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