- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A man died.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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