- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

school homewrok

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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