- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

alert('The Game')

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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