- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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