I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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