- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

whats brown and sticky a stick

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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