I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Anti Joke

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