- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Choir.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

if you don't like this you're gay

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What are annoying? Ads.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Poker face

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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