- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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