Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Take part of what?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

womens rights.

Immigration Laws

._____________________. Whale!

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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