Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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