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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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