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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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