- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

9/11 my birthday

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

I'm Coming

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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