What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Your momma so fat, she's fat

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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