What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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