Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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