- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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