- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

knock knock i have diarrhea

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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