- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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