- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Dead girls can't say no.

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