A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

All of these jokes are about white people

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

woman's rights

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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