- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Santa isn't real

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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