Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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