How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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