How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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