What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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