Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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