Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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