Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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