- Anti Joke

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I think everybody should have a penis.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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