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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.