What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My cat just died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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