A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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