- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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