- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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