What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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