I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

No your aunties a joke

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

You idiot.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

i wonder who made this website? a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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