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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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