Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...