- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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