- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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