Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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