dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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