- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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