What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Waffles ate my grandma

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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