Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Refridgerator.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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knock knock? come in

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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