- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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