Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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