Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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guess what what ...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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12/23/2012

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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