- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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