- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

asians have slitted eyes lol

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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