Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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