- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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