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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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