Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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