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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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