The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

guess what what ...

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

HELLO EVERYONE

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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