- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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