- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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