Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Donald Trump

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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