- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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