- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Fine, ladies first.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

all these jokes are horrible now

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??