- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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