- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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