- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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