- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, yup.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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